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Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.


1.) Your name?
Katie:
A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her.
"Call katie she'll go out"

[Ha! Now no one can argue with that one!!]

2.) Your age?
Legal age for fucking in the UK.

"1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!" "

[Um... wow. just lovely.]

3.) One of your friends?
Crystal:

a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sex
"At the club I met a crystal"

4.) What should you be doing?
homework:
(Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.

5.) Favorite color?
green:
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'

6.) Birthplace?
The Bronx:
1. North city part of New York
2. Kind of cocktail
3. Jennifer Lopez grew up here and she always complains about how poor she was, but in fact she lived in the rich part of the Bronx.

"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go
I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go
I know where I came from
(THE BRONX!)"
-- Jennifer Lopez, Jenny From The Block

7.) Month of your birth?
May:
cool; sexy; hot
i am so may

[ha.]

8.) Last person you talked to?
Morgan:
She's the most beautiful girl you will ever see. Every feature that she posseses is engraved in your mind from the second you lay eyes on her. Morgan is not limited to just physical features, her personality is equally as beautiful.

You wonder how it is that a person this extraordinary can exist, but find yourself just appreciating the fact that she exists, and even better yet, that you know her.
"from head to toe this girl was simply Morgan"

[Hahahaha she'll get a kick out of that one.]

9.) One of your nicknames?
Kate:

A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.

1. I wish i was Kate.

2. Kate is great.

[Hell yes!]




Tagging: , (ambie did one too many, i'll to one too few )